Me: Maggie, did you know your daddy used to be a teacher?
Maggie: WHAT?!? He did?
Me: Yep, he taught high school students...
Maggie: So he was a teacher and a daddy?
Maggie: Wait, so people can be mommies and daddies and other stuff, too?
Maggie: Oh man! I'm going to be a teacher AND a mommy when I grow up! This is so cool...