Dear Baby,
Our records indicate that you are now past due. We here at Kathryn’s Womb Service have a very strict 40 week policy, and you are now in breach of contract. Please head towards the nearest exit as soon as possible.
Thank You,
The Management
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I'm so sorry! If it makes you feel better, I totally can sympathize--Samantha was a week overdue and then they had to go in and get her. What is your due date?? I have my c-section scheduled a week from today, so for your sake I hope you have your baby before me too!
i was due on the 22nd, and i'm thinking i'll schedule an induction on friday (as in i'll be induced this friday) if he hasn't made his appearance by then... grrrr.
He was due on Ethan's birthday! We could have had twin babies! I'm mad at him as this would have linked our two families forever in holy birthamony.
When I was a week overdue with Marah we were invited to a turkey dinner and Marah was born the next day, so maybe Thanksgiving dinner will do the trick. Even if there isn't some miracle labor inducer in turkey-after eating as much as you possibly can baby has to get the hint that space is limited and he best get a move on. Good luck!
Hey, where's the sex? Haven't I told you yet that that's the best way to get a baby out? Sex, sex, and more sex. Nothing more. Not even turkey, sorry ashley!
Just leave it to a nurse to write "sex" 4 times on your blog. Oh, 5. =-)
CONGRATS! Can't wait to see pictures of this little guy.
that is great, it made me laugh. this is emily newman by the way.
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