Maggie: Cash, I just told on you.
Cash: Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna tell on you... [yelling] Mooooommm! Maggie just told on me!
I was making a chocolate cream pie for dessert and Cash was in the kitchen blowing on a plastic whistle over and over and over and over. I told Cash if he blew it one more time, he'd lose it... 0.03 seconds later he blew the whistle again & I grabbed it and put it on the counter. He got angry and kicked a kitchen chair & slammed the pantry door and so landed himself in a time out.
Cash: As soon as I'm done with my dessert, I'm packing my stuff and leaving.
Me: Oh, really?
Cash: Yes, but you have to help me pack.
Me: Oh, is that right?
Cash: Yes, and if no one helps me pack, then I'm just staying here...