Tuesday, December 18, 2007

How to Depress Yourself...

1. Download a not-so-flattering photo of yourself on MyHeritage.com in their "Celebrity Face Recognition" section.

This was the only picture I could find that fit all the "criterion". Most pictures of me have a kid's head blocking half my face. Unfortunately, this picture was taken while I was pregnant and camping (hence no make-up) in Yellowstone last year. Loverly.



2. Watch in anticipation while the Face Recognition Software does it's work...

3. Feel your dignity and self-esteem rapidly deflate and then disintegrate as you realize the high-tech software has decided you closely resemble this guy:



STEVE BUSCEMI!?? REALLY??? Ouch. Squared.

4. Post your Collage online in a sad and feeble attempt to re-fill the void that was self-worth by fishing for compliments in the form of blog comments.



Here's my Celebrity Collage:



Oddly, it doesn't make me feel any better that Christie Brinkley and Charlize Theron made it on my list. Because Stevie Buscemi as my TOP PICK? That's like finding a hair in your food at a restaurant. It ruins the whole enchilada.

7 comments:

Melissa said...

I had a good laugh over this one, Kat. I wish I had some edgy, sneer remark, but I don't - just some giggles. I think I'm going to start calling you "old crazy eyes."

Jen said...

Maybe it was a glitch. I'm not seeing it. But it's kinda funny though.

Olivia McCord said...

I really needed a good laugh tonight. Thanks.
PS - You're beautiful.

bex said...

ah ha ha ha ha.

i did this once upon a time and kept getting woody allen. i swear it is the glasses. right?

Bringhursts said...

Every time I watch Con Air and see that guy, I think of you, Kat. Man, that website just hits it right on, doesn't it? Just kidding, you are gorgeous.

Xavier & Emily said...

This post has me cracking up! I did this a while ago and I felt the same way, so it's not you! And p.s., if that's you with no make-up, camping, and pregnant, you go girl! If only we could all look that good!

Cyndi said...

Hey Kat,
You're such a good sport to post this! I'm totally getting a good laugh out of it. Steve Buscemi? Not at all! But you do really look a lot like Sally Field. I never saw it before. But it's true. And she's just so cute...like you!