1. Download a not-so-flattering photo of yourself on MyHeritage.com in their "Celebrity Face Recognition" section.
This was the only picture I could find that fit all the "criterion". Most pictures of me have a kid's head blocking half my face. Unfortunately, this picture was taken while I was pregnant and camping (hence no make-up) in Yellowstone last year. Loverly.
2. Watch in anticipation while the Face Recognition Software does it's work...
3. Feel your dignity and self-esteem rapidly deflate and then disintegrate as you realize the high-tech software has decided you closely resemble this guy:
STEVE BUSCEMI!?? REALLY??? Ouch. Squared.
4. Post your Collage online in a sad and feeble attempt to re-fill the void that was self-worth by fishing for compliments in the form of blog comments.
Here's my Celebrity Collage:
Oddly, it doesn't make me feel any better that Christie Brinkley and Charlize Theron made it on my list. Because Stevie Buscemi as my TOP PICK? That's like finding a hair in your food at a restaurant. It ruins the whole enchilada.